FRIDAY FUN

NEW CATEGORY

In the spirit of satirical thought provocation, I offer a new area of professional writing expertise which I will call "DUMB HEADLINES".
Sometimes I wonder what thinking is used in the creation of headlines. I hope it is meant to be humourous.
Feel free to offer your contributions to this effort.
I offer the following as my first contribution.

DUMB HEADLINES

"Lady's john site of attack"
The Windsor Star, Friday, October 17, 2008.


HOARD/HORDE

Explain the difference between "hoard" and "horde".
Create sentences that exhibit the difference in meaning of the words "hoard" and "horde".


CORRECTIONS & EXPLANATIONS

Corrections and explanations for this week's entries will be published on Sunday.