Me, Myself and I

TERRIBLE TOP TEN(continued)
A List of Very Annoying Language Misuses

NUMBER 2
"Thanks to Borders for inviting my mother and myself for a book signing."
Mitch Albom, The Mitch Albom Show, WJR Radio, Wednesday, April 25, 2007. (paraphrase)

NUMBER 3
"You will start to see less workers."
Lama Nicolas (A-Channel News, Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 6 p.m.
NUMBER 4
He practiced and learned to throw the javelin further and further.
NUMBER 5
Usually, I lay on my right side.

TODAY'S WORD

The word for today is dirge.
Define the word and use it in a sentence.